YOU KNOW YOU A BIBLE THUMPER IF?

[Earnest Williams (BossBlack)]

Please add a short comment here! I'll start off! Be nice this is just some good ole Chuuch folk fun! REMEMBER CHRISTIANS! It's better to leave people smiling than to leave them frowning!

[Earnest Williams (BossBlack)]

"You think romantic is making love to a Gospel Song!"

[Spoken And Motion Ministries]

Ha Ha Ha..I found that funny!

[James Pierce]

LOL!

[Spoken And Motion Ministries]

This is cute...You know you're a Bible Thumper if you have 3 different Bibles in the back window of your car.

[Earnest Williams (BossBlack)]

Ha Ha, and all three are faded from sitting in the sun too long!

[Earnest Williams (BossBlack)]

"You go to funerals of people you don't know, just so you can have a good cry!"

[Rev. Anthony Luckett]

"A date consists of going to sunday worship service"

"A night of fun consists of playing bible trivia"

"the first word in your voice mail is REPENT!"

"if you pass your own note to the pastor during a funeral, requesting you sing a solo. And then you act suprised"

[Earnest Williams (BossBlack)]

YEA! and you get happy just long enough to shout your way out the sanctuary and into the restroom!

[Trevor T. Greene]

"........when you can't say two sentences without quoting scriptures!"

"......when your sons are named Matthew Mark Luke and John!"

[Earnest Williams (BossBlack)]

LOL (LOVE OUT LOUD)! POL (PRAISE OUT LOUD)! We don't always walk around in sackcloth and sandles with a flask full of Holy Water! God wants us to be common and intelligent!

[Rev. Anthony Luckett]

If someone at work asks you how you are doing and you say "blessed"

If you spiritualize everything- little jounior is acting up, so you start speaking in tongues, praying over him, laying hands on him and putting anointing oil on him. (Yea, you need to lay hands on him alright, how about a good whuppin!!! lol)

If you say Amen after every word. "I went to the store, amen, and I bought a pair of pants, amen...)

[Spoken And Motion Ministries]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REV! gooooooooood one!

When you end every conversation with...."God is soon to come" or "We're living in the last days"