YOU KNOW YOU A BIBLE THUMPER IF?

[Earnest Williams (BossBlack)]

Please add a short comment here! I'll start off! Be nice this is just some good ole Chuuch folk fun! REMEMBER CHRISTIANS! It's better to leave people smiling than to leave them frowning!

[Earnest Williams (BossBlack)]

Yea! Pick up that Book and get a hit of the same thing!

[Spoken And Motion Ministries]

ummm Earnest what hood you live in that yall dodgen bullets wit Bibles LOL...I was at a church one time in a bad neighborhood and I guess it was so bad that when they took up the offering, they locked all the doors and had one usher stand outside (that one must have had the bullet proof Bible Earnest was talking about LOL) ...they didnt have a/c and it was atleast 100 degrees outside..NOW IMAGINE..all us people of colored packed in this hot church during offering with no a/c and there might have been 1 fan circulating the 120 degree heat in that sealed church. LOL ..I guess they were saying (as Bible Thumpers) I'ts hotter in hell ..

[Earnest Williams (BossBlack)]

Ha Ha! Who left the heater on hell!

[Spoken And Motion Ministries]

now Rev I aint never heard that one..reminds me of my ex mother in law (may she rest in peace - Bible Thumper quote right there) LOL any whooo..my ex mother in law use to say if you were working and on welfare that you was "froggen the government" she was trying to say "frauding the government" no matter how many times we corrected her..it still came out froggen hahahaha..

[Spoken And Motion Ministries]

lol yes Tracy I'm trying to say in the version of Doretta..we need to get the thump out of our own eyes..lol

[Spoken And Motion Ministries]

You know youre a Bible Thumper when youre up all day and night debating with people in blogs on BPN lol

[Rev. Anthony Luckett]

if you begin every statement with, "well you know the bible say..." lol

[Spoken And Motion Ministries]

You Know You're A Bible Thumper If: you use the King James Language when you preach and prophesy "thus sayeth the Lord thy God thou shalt have the desires of thine heart, selah"