You know you're a Bible Thumper when you leave the restroom and your skirt is up in the back, your slip is slipping and your wig is on crooked! Oh yea, and when you owe somebody Money and say,"Jesus paid it all!"
LOL! I'm sure we could go on all day about Bible Thumpers! You know I'm a Bible Thumper for rebuking my Dog for growling at me! I thought about it after I done it! She was probably rebuking me for attempting to grab her bowl while she was eating!
You know you are a bible thumper if you BIND the calories and sugar in that supersized RED soda and bag of chocolate chip cookies. And LOOSE healthy nutrients in your body. all so you don't get fat. hmmm.