This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "thank's" for letting me use you for most of your life. You are so gullible, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores,you awoke without kneeling to pray, As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals or pray before going to bed last, you are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you decided to go another day without giving your life and your will to God. I am so glad that you have not changed your way of living,. You are mine, remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I don't love you yet, as a matter of fact, I HATE YOU, I hate you because I hate God, I'm only using you to get even with God, He kicked me out of heaven and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay Him back. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all the good times we have had watching dirty movies, cussing folk out, partying, stealing, lying,being a hypocrite, fornicating, smoking, drinking,working roots, telling dirty jokes, gossiping and backstabbing folks. Come on let's burn together forever, I've got some hot plans for us. Well I got to go now, I'll be back in a few seconds to tempt you again, If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins and live for God with what little bit of life you have left, It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still be sinning is becoming a bit ridiculous.
If you really love me, you will not share this letter.