Why Go To Church
A churchgoer wrote a letter to the editor of the newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. "I've gone for 30 years now," he wrote, "and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 sermons. But for the life of me I can't remember a single one of them. So I think I'm wasting my time and the pastors are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all."
This started a real controversy in the "Letters to the Editor" column, much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher:
"I've been married for 30 years now. In that time my wife has cooked some 32,000 meals. But for the life of me, I cannot recall the entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do know this: They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my work. If my wife had not given me those meals, I would be physically dead today. Likewise, if I had not gone to church for nourishment, I would be spiritually dead today!"
Jesus and satan had an argurment as to who is the better programmer.
This goes on for a few hours, til they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God the Father as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin.
They are given the task and begin to type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competion a bolt of lighting strikes, taking out the electricity.
Moments later the power is restored and God annouces that the contest is over.
He ask satan to show what he has come up with. Satan indignantly protests.
I have nothing, I lost it all when the power went out.
Very well than says God, let’s see if Jesus fared any better.
Jesus entered a command and the screen came to life with a vivid display.
The voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan astonished, he stutters, b-b-but how?
God chuckles, satan, when are you going to learn…Jesus saves !
rev amos alade hello mrs rose calvary geeting to you in JESUS precious name. how is your family the lord will sustain you all.send your prayer requeste to me .
May the grace that has called you increase your measure, it is a powerful time to meet those that has been called by our lord to give hope to our dying world. Thank God you are among the chosen ones. Hope to connect with you as the lord would help us. Be blessed. Delete Comment
KINGDOM GREETINGS DALLAS I am blessed again to visit your great city and would like to OFFICIALLY INVITE THE WOMEN OF DALLAS to a
WOMEN SUMMIT MAY 23-24 ,2009
LOCATION; ROYAL PREISTHOOD, 1916 PRARY VIEW LANE , DALLAS TX
JOIN ME ON SATURDAY 23 @7PM SUNDAY 24 @ 6PM
For More Infomation Phone : Bishop M. Walker @ 469.328.1356
Looking forward to a great fellowship ,a mighty move of God and meeting you .
Sis, it is so good to have you as a new friend on this network. It was indeed my pleasure and priviledge to extend the invitation to you and all people who profess Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. I also continue to promote this to those who don't have a relationship with Jesus Christ in the hope that they too can be saved. I will begin to post my sermon links to share with my friends as well. I certainly would be happy to come out and share a word in Texas even though I hear it is pretty hot out there! (smile) Be blessed sister.
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So shall My word be that goes forth from My mouth; It shall not return to Me void, But it shall accomplish what I please, And it shall prosper in the thing for which I sent it.
WELCOME TO LOVIN, INC CREATIONS SOCIAL NETWORK:
LOVIN, INC CREATIONS IS A NETWORK OF GOD FEARING PEOPLE AND WE INVITE YOU TO SHARE THE JOY WITH US, THERE IS A BALANCE TO IT ALL, ONCE YOU TAKE THE TIME TO HEAR FROM GOD.
PLEASE RECEIVE THIS WORD! WE PRAY THAT YOU BE BLESSED AND KNOW THAT GOD HAS A PLAN FOR YOU. THE ENEMY IS A LIAR!, IT IS TIME FOR US TAKE A STAND AND KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE, WHO IS THE MASTER OF YOUR LIFE? RENOUNCE THE DEVIL! AND INVITE GOD'S PEACE INTO YOUR LIFE.
LETS WORK ON OUR DESTINY TOGETHER. WHERE YOU ARE GOING, IS NOTHING LIKE WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN. I BELIEVE THAT WE ALL CAN SHARE IN THIS TIME OF SUPERNATURAL ABUNDANCE; KNOW THAT IT IS CRITICAL THAT WE BLESS OTHERS. CHOOSE LIFE AND BE BLESSED BY THIS SEED!
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A churchgoer wrote a letter to the editor of the newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. "I've gone for 30 years now," he wrote, "and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 sermons. But for the life of me I can't remember a single one of them. So I think I'm wasting my time and the pastors are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all."
This started a real controversy in the "Letters to the Editor" column, much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher:
"I've been married for 30 years now. In that time my wife has cooked some 32,000 meals. But for the life of me, I cannot recall the entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do know this: They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my work. If my wife had not given me those meals, I would be physically dead today. Likewise, if I had not gone to church for nourishment, I would be spiritually dead today!"
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Jesus and satan had an argurment as to who is the better programmer.
This goes on for a few hours, til they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God the Father as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin.
They are given the task and begin to type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competion a bolt of lighting strikes, taking out the electricity.
Moments later the power is restored and God annouces that the contest is over.
He ask satan to show what he has come up with. Satan indignantly protests.
I have nothing, I lost it all when the power went out.
Very well than says God, let’s see if Jesus fared any better.
Jesus entered a command and the screen came to life with a vivid display.
The voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan astonished, he stutters, b-b-but how?
God chuckles, satan, when are you going to learn…Jesus saves !
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WOMEN SUMMIT MAY 23-24 ,2009
LOCATION; ROYAL PREISTHOOD, 1916 PRARY VIEW LANE , DALLAS TX
JOIN ME ON SATURDAY 23 @7PM SUNDAY 24 @ 6PM
For More Infomation Phone : Bishop M. Walker @ 469.328.1356
Looking forward to a great fellowship ,a mighty move of God and meeting you .
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Visit LOVIN, INC CREATIONS social network
Isaiah 55:11
So shall My word be that goes forth from My mouth; It shall not return to Me void, But it shall accomplish what I please, And it shall prosper in the thing for which I sent it.
WELCOME TO LOVIN, INC CREATIONS SOCIAL NETWORK:
LOVIN, INC CREATIONS IS A NETWORK OF GOD FEARING PEOPLE AND WE INVITE YOU TO SHARE THE JOY WITH US, THERE IS A BALANCE TO IT ALL, ONCE YOU TAKE THE TIME TO HEAR FROM GOD.
PLEASE RECEIVE THIS WORD! WE PRAY THAT YOU BE BLESSED AND KNOW THAT GOD HAS A PLAN FOR YOU. THE ENEMY IS A LIAR!, IT IS TIME FOR US TAKE A STAND AND KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE, WHO IS THE MASTER OF YOUR LIFE? RENOUNCE THE DEVIL! AND INVITE GOD'S PEACE INTO YOUR LIFE.
LETS WORK ON OUR DESTINY TOGETHER. WHERE YOU ARE GOING, IS NOTHING LIKE WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN. I BELIEVE THAT WE ALL CAN SHARE IN THIS TIME OF SUPERNATURAL ABUNDANCE; KNOW THAT IT IS CRITICAL THAT WE BLESS OTHERS. CHOOSE LIFE AND BE BLESSED BY THIS SEED!
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