Deanna Morgan's Blog – May 2010 Archive (1)

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!" "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? " Hey Eve...We have forbidden fruit!" "No way!" "Yes way!" "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so! "God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped Creation after making elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having…