A lil Jokey Joke for my BPN Family

[Ja$on Michael $mith]

Have you ever met someone who took everything literally.

One day a minister was trying to witness to a man who said that he doesn't believe in the bible anymore. The unbeliever said "I use to believe in the bible, but I don't now. I use to always hear people say 'The bible says this, the bible says that.' I use to get excited about it and believe. But I've tried it to many times and it just never worked for me".

The minister kept trying to convince him, "Sir, the Bible says a lot. You'd be suprised". The unbeliever said, "Can you prove to me the Bible says what it says?" The Minister said, "Can you prove to me it doesn't?". The unbeliever said, "Yep I sure can". The man took the minister's bible, closed it up and laid it on the ground and took a couple of steps back. He told the minister "Watch this". And after 3 minutes of silence went by, the unbeliever shouted "I TOLD YOU THE BIBLE DON'T SAY NOTHING!!!"

LOL :O)

Proverbs 17:22; A merry heart does good like a medicine

Ja$on Michael $mith